Can you believe it? Could you possibly still care?
For the months of May and June, I was pretty faithful in my use of a Dictionary.com Word of the Day word (delivered to my email inbox) in my posts. I wanted to hold my self accountable for actually reading and trying to retain the often silly, usually interesting little gems. Any time a person left a comment guessing the word of the day, their name was entered for the drawing to be held at the end of the month. May's winners were Regina, Dan, and Dena.
The end of June came and I couldn't bring myself to go back through comments and fill out entries. I had dinner to make, laundry to do, and company arriving shortly. (Oh yeah, and we were painting!) Are you wondering why I didn't just do it as the comments came in? I ask myself questions like that on a daily basis.
Because I mentioned last night that there would be some winners announced today, and because I ALWAYS follow through on such statements, I now have three winners. I feel so accomplished.

My little kiddos were more than excited to assist in this little game again. Claire got to select first because Brooke got to go first last time. Fair enough with just the right amount of logic.

Claire took this job seriously. Was she ever proud when she saw that she picked out...
Lisa! Lisa is my great friend, Claire's great friend's mom, and the most faithful and great word guesser for the month of June. Congratulations, Lisa! I'd say you deserve first place this month--now what do you want? Amazon gift card, dinner on me at our next girls night out & a movie thrown in for extra fun, or maybe a Barnes and Noble card? You think on it and get back to me. Thank you for taking the time to guess and comment. You are one super cool friend.

Next up was Garrett. Garrett stirred the "pot" for about thirty seconds until I barked, "Just pick a name--my arms are getting tired holding up this camera!" (I'm so patient.) Would you believe Garrett also picked the lovely Lisa. Unfortunately, the
official rules state that if I'm going to have a second and a third prize winner because I cannot stand only one person to win, the first place winner will not be considered for a second or the third prize even if they are picked. Don't blame me, blame the person who made up the rules.
I already told you not to blame me.

Lisa, your second prize is the acknowledgement that you had so many correct guesses that you were picked twice. How warm and fuzzy is that? Now the new second place winner is...

Dan the Man!!! How cool! He also won last month. He was the proud winner of a Starbucks gift card word five whole dollars! Here comes my brutal honesty. Dan's gift card is sitting on top of my dryer in an envelope labeled "Dan the Man." Here's why--I had it in my vehicle to take to him while he was volunteering one day at GG. I forgot to hand it over. I still had it in my vehicle another day to give to him while he was helping out on a birthday party at GG. I forgot again. I brought it in my house to put in another envelope and then place it in the mail because I cannot trust myself or my pathetic memory. Hmm, anyone surprised that hasn't happened? I just got to thinking about something cool. I think I wasn't meant to remember because Dan wasn't through winning. Now I can put both gift cards to Starbucks worth five whole dollars each and take his lovely bride of 41 years for a cup of coffee. It would have been so sad for Dan to greedily gulp down his cup of java while Betty looked on in jealousy. Plus, sweet Betty is recovering from an emergency appendectomy performed while they were on vacation, and I'm sure she would like something special for herself!! Who knew she would ever get so lucky to score a gift card so magnificent? Dan, please share with Betty. And if you don't like coffee like I don't like coffee, regift them as I did. Or go eat a yummy danish. Or drive by a Starbucks drive through and hand them off to a sad looking person in line and make their whole day. Or have your own contest on your blog and hand them out as GRAND PRIZES. (Note to self--find out if Dan drinks coffee.) Congratulations, Dan (& Betty.)
Brooke picked last because Brooke picked first last time, remember? 
She reached her grubby little hand (she'll love that comment) in that hat and pulled out....
Andrea! Andrea is a new friend of mine from blog world. (Love all you blog world friends!) She has a great horse blog and beyond adorable children. I think it would be neat to meet her someday in real life. She has mentioned that she has always dreamed of working cattle, and we have plenty of cattle to work! Destiny!
Unlike myself, Andrea actually rides horses on a regular basis and knows things and stuff. I like to check in with her and soak up terms to throw around later for all you unsuspecting souls. It's too bad my memory is poor and I forget which terms to use. You can read her yourself if you're looking for more reasons to veg out in front of your computer. I, myself, don't waste time like that. There are lunges and sit-ups to do, weeds to pick, and children's minds to enrich. Andrea, email me at maxandmichelle@aol.com so that I can have your address to mail you a gigantic gift card to Target for five whole dollars!
Full disclosure time again. Brooke just came in the office and saw a name that got left out of the hat. Dear friend, Rhonda, we left you out. And because I know you like coffee (I've seen you drink it!), I will buy you a cup at the next girls night! We regret the error.
Congratulations to the three lucky winners. I will leave you with a list of the words I used. Feel free to use them as you wish.
June Words:
objurgating
patina
capacious
patrician
dilatory
maelstrom
defenestrate
apprised
ruminate
acumen
raconteur
prinking
pin money
tarradiddle
harridan
claque
minatory
forgo
cadge
lambasting
lionizing
fetters
What beautiful little creatures they are!