I wanted to ease the minds of any potential guest to Galloping Grace left quaking in their boots after reading this former post. (Warning--you might be disgusted and think ill of me for publishing such rubbish.)
There is no longer a need for creative, umm, toileting. 
We are now equipped with five star facilities once again. 
Mr. Fresh and Clean man, thanks so much for the job you do. (He comes once a week to keep our johnny well, fresh and clean.) 
I hope you go home at night knowing you do an important service that we truly appreciate!
In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit that things might not be perfect.
The wind blew this down just four days after it was delivered. I hope Mr. Fresh isn't too sad when he sees this sight on his scheduled cleaning day.
There is no longer a need for creative, umm, toileting. We are now equipped with five star facilities once again. Mr. Fresh and Clean man, thanks so much for the job you do. (He comes once a week to keep our johnny well, fresh and clean.) 
I hope you go home at night knowing you do an important service that we truly appreciate!In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit that things might not be perfect.
The wind blew this down just four days after it was delivered. I hope Mr. Fresh isn't too sad when he sees this sight on his scheduled cleaning day.
